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Post by Brunette Babe on Nov 8, 2007 18:01:45 GMT
Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackass, emm I mean Jackson and a grocery bag? A: One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in !!
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Post by inspector clueso on Nov 8, 2007 21:50:04 GMT
i theenk i now knew whoo zee person is who is ze Michael Jackass
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Post by Simpleton on Nov 8, 2007 21:52:47 GMT
I think I know who Michael Jackass Mk.2 and Inspector Clueso are and I am meant to be Simple. Is it Norma and Kevan.
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norma
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Post by norma on Nov 15, 2007 21:35:52 GMT
err no
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Post by Brunette Babe on Nov 16, 2007 15:48:07 GMT
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Post by Frankie Carson on Apr 17, 2008 21:12:07 GMT
a man walks into a pub and says ouch
What a cracker
It's the way I tell 'em
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Post by Frankie Carson on Apr 17, 2008 22:53:55 GMT
2 men walk into a bar eating sandwiches. The barman says "Ye can't eat your own sandwiches here" so the 2 men swap sandwiches.
What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Dug
A man's walking down a street with a cauliflower on a rope. A woman comes up to him and says "Why do you have a vegetable on a lead?" The man replies: "I'm taking my Collie out for a walk"
It's the way I tell 'em.
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Post by tonimac on Apr 18, 2008 17:49:25 GMT
What do you call a man with small feet and no pets?
Wee Shuey Douglas
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Post by Frankie Carson on Apr 18, 2008 18:43:01 GMT
why wouldn't jesus be any good as a footballer? Because he doesn't like crosses
its a cracker
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Post by Frankie Carson on Apr 18, 2008 18:45:05 GMT
did you hear that they are starting a new talent show in the middle east calle Jerusalem's got talent? Jesus went in for an audition and the judges crucified him
its a cracker
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Michael Frankie Jackass
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Post by Michael Frankie Jackass on Apr 18, 2008 21:11:06 GMT
EEh hEE
what noise would a train make if it was made of toffee
chew chew
'chamon
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Post by Frankie Boyle on Apr 19, 2008 7:57:01 GMT
The English are worried about the Euro being brought in because of loss of national identity and rising prices. In Scotland, people are just worried in case they have to close Poundstretcher.
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Post by Frankie Carson on Apr 19, 2008 20:39:23 GMT
Guy walks into a bar, which is totally empty.
As he waits at the bar, a voice from nowhere says "Wow, you are one handsome dude, sexy, well dressed, and obviously intelligent. You are fantastic" He looks around, but no-one is there. Just then the barman walks in from the back room, and asks for his order.
The guy says ' you might think i'm mad, but I just heard a voice saying really nice things to me'.
'ah, says the barman, that'll be the peanuts on the bar...... they're complimentary.'
It's the way I tell 'em
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Post by Frankie Carson on Apr 19, 2008 20:55:10 GMT
two guys are having a fight inside a pub A guy asks another "is that Kung Foo? "naw he's only had 2pints"
its a cracker
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Frankie Jackass Carson
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Post by Frankie Jackass Carson on Apr 20, 2008 12:49:15 GMT
Los Angeles police have raided Michael Jackson's Neverland ranch this afternoon . It is being reported that they found Class A drugs in his kitchen, Class B drugs in his bathroom...and Class 4C in his bedroom.
eeh hee, it's the way I tell em, chamon murtha-luvva
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